Bugger off, wanker...
Okay, not really. Just wanted to use the phrase.
124 lbs. but fully dressed
Breakfast: two granola bars
Lunch: leftover stir fry chicken and rice and a McFlurry (oreo) for dessert
Dinner: bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream
Starving... BLOODY starving now.
Lind only posts/comments from work. Notice the lack of Lind funny since her job ended on Friday.
I'm alls growns up!
Can drink milk outta martini glass if I wanna!!
Punch to the noggin story:
short story version
T caught (now) ex cheating on her... punched in head (as well as kicked and bit and other such rubbish)... when punched in head, said asshole's arm went numb. Thank you kickboxing classes.
Normally not violent.
Extreme circumstances.
Makster finds it hI-larious to bring up the punching to the head constantly...
am going with it.
I feel pretty
oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and...
gay (Mel)
and I pity
any girl who isn't me today...
124 lbs. but fully dressed
Breakfast: two granola bars
Lunch: leftover stir fry chicken and rice and a McFlurry (oreo) for dessert
Dinner: bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream
Starving... BLOODY starving now.
Lind only posts/comments from work. Notice the lack of Lind funny since her job ended on Friday.
I'm alls growns up!
Can drink milk outta martini glass if I wanna!!
Punch to the noggin story:
short story version
T caught (now) ex cheating on her... punched in head (as well as kicked and bit and other such rubbish)... when punched in head, said asshole's arm went numb. Thank you kickboxing classes.
Normally not violent.
Extreme circumstances.
Makster finds it hI-larious to bring up the punching to the head constantly...
am going with it.
I feel pretty
oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and...
gay (Mel)
and I pity
any girl who isn't me today...
posted by Tracy at 7:15 PM
12 Comments:
Ahh so punching people in the head is simply an inside joke, got it, thanks for letting us inside, it was getting cold out there. I think we are going to need the long version of the story though. I mean, when you say "caught cheating" do you mean you just found out from a friend, saw her number on his phone, caught them out on a date, etc. I'm imagining you walking in on them butt ass nekkid and beating the shit out of him while nekkid(somehow far more embarassing than being beaten while clothed).
So I guess the point of this is to post what we ate today so here goes:
BREAKFAST: Cheerios
LUNCH: Popeye's Fried Chicken w/fries and biscuit
DINNER: Quiznoz Chicken Carbonara sub(if I had a diet named after me that consisted of only three or four items, this would be one of those items)
actually can cook(come to a dinner party, you'll see) but I VERY rarely chose to do so, I hate doing dishes.
I don't bring it up constantly... Only once a day or so, which hardly qualifies, right? Right?
I found it brilliant, either way.
When is the dinner party?
I'm there!
As long as no one makes me eat veggies.
I didn't walk in on them nekkid... but she was there. And she watched me beat him silly.
*Standing on the desk and waving my arms wildly*
"And they grows up, and they grows up ..."
You like the pretty babies, too?
Gawd, I love Swingers.
The bear and bunny convo is the BEST!
I'd start shouting it out right this moment, but people always look at me funny when I do that.
People look at me funny anyway.
Don't be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone is hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie... the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey.
LIS!
I got Maki to take a photo for me last night... no, get your minds outta the gutter! But really! It's a Swingers photo! It's gonna be fun! I'll post it asap.
Yay!!!
What a pig! He deserved more than a punch in the head. Cheating merits much worse. I had burger king breakfast today, which was thrilling! I haven't had french toast sticks in years. That have me a good "punishing a cheater" idea. Deep drying his donger. While attached.
LOL!
Deep Fried Dingaling!!
I heart Lindsay!
Mmmm... Burger King French Toast Sticks! Dang, I haven't had those in yeeeears.
And Maki had Dunkin Donuts.
My Cadbury Mini Egg breakfast isn't doing the trick. I'm starving.
Ack...
And I should have said LIS and JEN! In reference to the Swinging Foto!
Totally hyped...
Wish a certain graphic artist would GIVE IT BACK!
You've got a graphic artist working on it?
Maaaaybe.
Wouldn't you like to know?
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